While walking along the beach, a woman found a magic lamp. When she rubbed it a genie came out and granted her one wish.
“One wish?” said the woman, “Isn’t it supposed to be three wishes?”
“No, just one wish.” said the genie.
The woman thought long and hard. She could wish for money or a big house, but those things would run out. What she really wanted was fame. If she was famous enough, she would have all the money she needed anyway.
“OK,” said the woman to the genie, “I know my wish. I want to be a star!”
“Your wish is my command.” said the genie.
And now the woman is a giant sphere of gas orbited by small planets in another solar system in our galaxy.