めmeheye

I really can't stand some of my friends sometimes. They can be so emo. They just don't seem to care about anything.

Take my friend Charles for instance. I swear his favorite word is "meh". How can that be your favorite word! It doesn't even mean anything, other than that you're indifferent to everything.

Anyway, I was talking to Charles today after class about our test results. And like usual, his only response was "meh".

I said, "Charles, don't you care about anything? And why don't you get your hair out of your eyes so that you can look at me when I'm talking to you."

His response? You guessed it: "meh".

I continued. "I swear that if the next time I try to look you in the eye and all I see is that stupid emo haircut blocking your face like some poorly drawn anime character, I'm going to punch you right between the eyes."

And again, predictably, he just muttered "meh".

And I guess I snapped, because then I really did punch him between the eyes. And the next part is kind of freaky, so you should probably stop listening if you have a weak stomach...but then his eyeball just totally popped out! It just popped out of his eye socket and started rolling on the cement!

I punched him pretty hard, but seriously, have you ever heard of someone punching someone's eye out? It was unbelievable. And the worst part was that he didn't even seem to respond.

I started freaking out. "Dude, Charles, I just totally punched your eye out, man. I'm so sorry! Are you OK?"

"meh"

"Dude. Now is no time for indifference. We've got to get you to a hospital. Here," I said, picking his eye up off the ground and putting it into his hand, "Hold on to your eye until we get to the emergency room."

"meh" he responded. And then he tossed his eyeball into the grass.

jekor
2009-05-15