vinobeanowine

Veronica was a bride with a problem. She had a secret that she was prepared to take to her grave and it was something she was definitely determined to keep from her groom, Barney. Especially, since her secret was directly related to his livelihood. Barney’s family owned a vineyard and Veronica could not drink even a sip of wine without getting the worst gas known to mankind unless she took beano first.

Veronica bought beano by the caseload and always kept some on hand since wine always flowed when she was with Barney. Unfortunately, her step-sister, Thelma knew about this secret and decided that she was tired of Veronica and her bride-zilla ways and she vowed to get even with her on her wedding day.

Thelma knew that there would be a lot of wine at the reception and she also knew that Veronica was planning on taking her beano before the wedding so that her bum wouldn’t sound like a trumpet. Thelma emptied the beano bottle and replaced it with sugar pills. Veronica was none the wiser and happily popped what she thought was beano into her mouth right before the reception.

Veronica was having a great time at her wedding reception. She danced, she laughed, and she drank wine, and even though she began to feel a little bloated she didn’t worry at all because she knew she had taken her beano. It came time for the toasts, and a fresh glass of wine was poured for her. As she held the microphone with all eyes on her the unspeakable happened. Her bum trumpeted so loudly that everyone but her groom gasped. She turned to tell him that she always takes beano before drinking wine, and that she didn’t know what had happened. He began laughing and told her that he also has to take beano. They vowed to never take beano again and they trumpeted happily ever after.

educatorjen
2011-07-17