nosnoseus

One Halloween, a bunch of us went over to the Giants home for a party.  After a few drinks, our friend Ray Giant, started bragging to us all about how his nose is so large he could easily fit at least 3 of us up there. 

But, all of us were skeptical of Ray’s claims.  So bets were made and upped and finalized.

Ray, looking mighty pleased with himself, gave us a run for our money.  One of us was brave enough to volunteer to be the first guinea pig. Into Ray's nose he went!  Another of us was just drunk enough to be the next volunteer. He climbed into Ray's other nostril. Soon every one of us wanted a chance to try fitting into Rays nose!

Luckily some of us were still sober at the time. We remember how ridiculous he looked when he suddenly sneezed and 10 of us went tumbling out of Ray's nose and across the room! None of us ever doubted Ray's nose again.

cuentacuentos
2011-08-01