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You've heard of bull markets, but you haven't seen anything until you've been in a cow market. The feverish buying activity is amazing to watch.

So how did this frantic buyer's market get its name? The rush to buy stocks gets so competitive that some stock brokers will bring cows onto the trading room floor that have been specially trained to moo out the word "buy". This gives them an edge over the competition because the constant bellows of "BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYYYYYYY" from their cows drown out the other brokers.

Of course, nowadays all the other brokers have their own "buy cows". As you can imagine, it's made cow markets quite a sight to behold. In a really frantic market you can see hundreds of cows milling about the floor of the New York Stock Exchange bellowing out "BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYYYYYYY" "BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYYYYYYY" "BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYYYYYYY" and grazing on ticker tape. It gets so loud that brokers will pick up cow pies from the ground and stuff them into their ears to get some relief.

jekor
2009-04-26